Well here is a pic. The main emphasis is on the signboard in the middle of the pic. I know...its a lame joke...but the angles seem so perfect i just had to take it. For o'l times sake :)


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Tokyo (I mean SuBang) drift: Episode 3.

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GO!

You rev up the Bmw m5. You hear the familiar awesome power of the M-series Engine Roaring. You feel the sudden rush of g-force to your body. You like the feeling and you press harder on the accelerator pedal. You look at the odometer. You see it rev up till 4500Rpm. You change gears violently. You feel like the proudest person on earth with all that adraneline running through your blood. You see your opponent, currently about 1 feet behind you. You look up and see the first turn. You downshift hard thus creating a lower speed and higher rev. You then proceed to yang the e-brake and press down hard on the accelerator while toying around with the clutch. The result is that the wheels spin faster than the car is going thus creating drifting. You manage to drift around the turn with Manuel Escargo close on your heels. You continue to race on the straight road at full speed. Then comes the second and final corner. You turn to get ready for the turn. You downshift and press hard on the accelerator. However, you forgot to yank the e-brake until it’s the last minute. You’ve mistimed the turn. Manuel takes advantage of this and slides in front of you. You feel shock that the series of events has happened. You race down on his heels hoping that your 400hp m5 engine can beat his s2000. You look up and see that the finish line isn’t that far away. You look down beside your gearshift and see the big red button that you’ve installed 2 months ago.

*flashback*

*At the workshop*

Ricky E: I’ve hooked you up with the latest in speed technology. With these 2 giant silver tanks.
You: So what are they?
Ricky E” They are NOS baby J
You:NOS?
Ricky E: Well, in simple, just press this here button to make your car go a hell lot faster.
You: =D

*back to normal*


You’re looking down at the red button..deciding weather to push it or not. You then make the decision. You push it. The already loud roar of the engine GETS LOUDER. You feel your car going a way lot faster. You see that the road ahead has gotten narrower but longer due to the sudden rush of speed. You look at the speedometer and see that ur going about 160km/h on the straight road. You look up and see the finish line, You think to yourself that it cant be long now. You see the finish line pass by fast and hear the sound of honks signaling for you to brake. You do so and eventually end up stopping next to the crowd. You step out and see that everyone was cheering for you. You then knew the good news. You have won the race. You then go up to Manuel Escargo and take the money he lost from him. While getting back into your car, you see a familiar face in the crowds applauding. A girl that brings back memories to you. Many good memories, and a very painful one. You step out of your car and try to get to her. Before you could reach her in the crowds, a hot dog cart passes by and you lost sight of her. You search and search around the airport terminal to no avail. She is lost….

You then realize that you have burnt up the 1 and a half hours. You then hear the sounds of the announcer saying “Flight MH29126 to Taiwan boarding now”. You then proceed to the gateway and board the plane. On the plane, you started to think weather it was really her that you have seen. You debate in your mind about the possibility of what you have seen. You then decide that it wasn’t her and you’ll forget bout it. You then think about how funny the events of today was. First you checked in your luggage and then the boarding pass wont come out. Then you scolded the guy. Then you drifted. Then then…You remember something. Something important. If you had checked in ur luggage before the plane you are on had even arrived, then...

“WHERE THE HECK IS UR LUGGAGE?”

*to be continued ;D*

©Alex Productions 2006
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well... another ass long time spent thinking that up. To make you all laugh more. Here is another collaboration story. This time made by lots of people. All members of my old forum. I cant really remember all. Cause there are lots of people contributing to it which adds up to the random humour.

One day Abu was walking along a street when he saw a car coming towards him..., Abu with his quick spidey senses dodged the car and dived into the nearby longkang. And then he found a ring in the longkang.. and Alex popped out from the ring and they started to fight over the ring.(who'll win?)..
Then suddenly Pn. Teo come and say "Ah boys what are you doing in the longkang?"
then they say' Nothing la. Alex 'rob' my ring...'
Pn. Teo say " Lets have a little trip to BBI" ...
Alex slaps Pn Teo..
Pn Teo: how dare u do that! i wan see ur father, NOW!
He's in heaven.Let me get u to see him..*stabs stabs*
then pn teo flies to heaven and the 1st person she saw she straight away thought it was alex's father.
HOI! she shoutedshe went to that man and slapped him.that man looked at her and pointed to his shirt.it read:

STONECOLD

pn teo looked up.then she turn around but it was too late.


STONE COLD STUNNER!

as pn teo was flying down from heaven...
When she returned to earth, She told Alex "Ah Boy..I recommend you for anugerah cemerlang".
Alex :"too late, u old woman"
Pn Teo: "why.... "
Alex:"RAWR, u better run away before I skin u and eat u up."(in a cool tone)
Teo runs with tears.
but then suddenly pn regina came and recommend pn teo to eat a bowl of RAWR mee!pn teo ate and BOOM she became...PN FATEO!HOLY SHIT!but then Alex came and headshot pn teo so too bad..but then suddenly pn regina... Became so huge that she was bigger and Fatter than the klcc combined...so Alex call my fwens Cloud Strife and Sephiroth to.... kill her but then,hey,both of them are enemies and ended up bashing each other but regina squashed both of em..SUDDENLY PN MAIZAN CAME OUT AND CALLED ALMIGHTY ULTRAMAN POWERS AND BECAM BIG!SHE WENT STRAIGHT TO REGINA BUT. regina's butt pushed maizan away and she crashed into our school... yay..


then everyone's forced to come to SMK Seafield .
Aaron sees his girlfriend in Seafield and starts making out violently..
Alex says stop...then shoots pn regina in the crotch..ok you may continue...*they go on*suddenly...
but then suddenly pn regina landed right in the middle of them!can the power of love kill her?
Alex went over and **** aaron's girlfriend.
Aaron's girlfriend pulls away from the monster thats trying to rape her and smacks his crotch, killing the worm..
and it turned out the gal was a robot!but looming on top was regina!she was gonna stomp aaron when... Aaron, mad that they used a robot form of his girlfriend to trick him, grabbed tiff and threw her at regina..
Tiff sacrificed herself and fought the monster bermati-matian.*sobs*.
Then suddenly some bright person used the RAWR mee as bait and lured Pn. Regina from turning into mashed potatoes. Then the-violently-attacked-alex-by-the-robot-gf tripped regina woman into the oxidation swamp next to our sch (the shit purification place). And hell know how bad she stinks.All the Subang Jaya residents gathered and throw stuffs at her. She got pissed and ate some of them..


Eventually there became a war against the usj residents and regina woman...they begun throwing stones at her butt...suddenly Then the army become involved.Army trucks, tanks soldiers all attacking...Then, regina's husband, equally big came and helped her stomp on all you small people.. Thats when cloud comes flying and slashes the husbands d*** off...then ….
There's chaos everywhere.Smashed people.Dust and debris.Then out of nowhere.A bright light...
When the lights clear, UFO's come in and zap regina and her husband back home with them..
The crowds rejoice! The students rejoice! No school.The police plan to take action... They catch the students who rioted and raped the male students brutally.. They now wonder what to do with that giant dick left behind..
dey finally decided 2 put that specific dick at sumwer in d middle of subang as "d most big d*** in subang..n most probably selangor n m'sia 2….
Aaron went to the statue at night and scribbled "aaron was here..
and Alex went to take a bite on that..*coughs* statueyumm~


And that’s the end of the story

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