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ALEX VISITS PARTY!!

Wonderful as it may seem, Alex has visited a party. It just so happened that he got a call two days ago and was invited.The newspaper managed to get a quote right before he went to the toilet to 'pangsai'

Reporter:So howd you feel about being invited to the party?
Alex:Well i feel kinda good. Now get outta my hse, i wanna take a crapper.

On the day of the party.(today) The Black limo(proton waja>_>) arrived at the venue with Alex in it.He got out and the crowd went silent. Only when he clapped his hands did everyone did so.So, he played some ps2 games and loved it.

Reporter:So how do you feel about the game?
Alex:STFU la, Im Getting owned here.

Soon afterwards,the dinner was cooked. It was barbeque (BBQ) chicken. It looked tasty. It looked like one could drool over it. *slaps self* ok back to topic. The geniuses cooking the barbeque (BBQ) went and placed the chicken in a vanilla coke+Ice cream soda mix first before cooking it. Somehow it turned out very nice.

Reporter:So hows the food?
Alex:Yum it tastes nice.very nice
Reporter: looks yummy, can i have some?
Alex:NO DAMMIT. WHY DO YOU KEEP FOLLOWING ME?
Reporter: Err...*walks to corner*

So eventually, the party of sort turned out to be a ps2 fest. Alex was pwning ppl in the WWE arena. And he was getting pwned too. Vice versa.
All in all.The party/ps2 fest was a very nice one indeed.Alex took his time to thank all the people involved. espicially Yee fai. Since he managed this whole thing. He says a thousand thanks.

Reporter:So anyone you want to thank?
Alex:I wanna give a thousand thanks to yee fai for having the venue and organising this whole thing. I feel so proud.
Reporter:So now how bout you take off ur pants?
Alex:FUCKING GAY!. GET AWAY!



From Alex news XD

Just ignore the self praising bullshit.